




So this started as a Facebook status; however, it became too long very quickly.
I may get some flack from this, and that's okay. All views expressed in this blog are solely my opinion. I do not condemn or judge anyone who may commit the following Christmas light display crimes.
1. Inflatables. Really, they're hideous. Let's just accept that fact and move on. One inflatable could possibly be accepted. Two, bad deal. Three or more- No. They're incredibly expensive and incredibly hideous. When they are covering your yard and your house...well...that's a crime.
2. Unless you are Clark Griswald or one of those crazy computer people with computer controled houses and your own radio station...more is not always better.
3. Blue lights- I like blue lights if they are mixed with white. For example, a neighbor last year had white and blue alternating C9 lights and they looked amazing. My roommate has blue and white lights on her tree. It's gorgeous. But when you do ALL blue...it reminds me of the scene from some scary Santa kills the world Christmas movie. The other problem is that blue lights vary in color. We have a current neighbor with blue lights around the door, the garage and the yard. All are different shades of blue. It is not pretty.
3. Blue lights- I like blue lights if they are mixed with white. For example, a neighbor last year had white and blue alternating C9 lights and they looked amazing. My roommate has blue and white lights on her tree. It's gorgeous. But when you do ALL blue...it reminds me of the scene from some scary Santa kills the world Christmas movie. The other problem is that blue lights vary in color. We have a current neighbor with blue lights around the door, the garage and the yard. All are different shades of blue. It is not pretty.
4. Blinking lights- Nothing screams tacky like hanging lights across the front of your house with only one strand out of 4-5 strands. In addtion, if there are multiple bushes and some blink and some don't...it just looks like you are too lazy to replace the flasher bulb.
5. Mixed lights- I have white icicle lights on my house and white snowflake lights in my tree. The lights on my bush are colored and the lights on the stakes are colored. It looks good. I wouldn't do it if it didn't. HOWEVER.. mixing white lights with colored lights is not easy. Most of the time, it just doesn't work. I have another neighbor that always has a beautiful display. It's a duplex and they both work together on it. THis year apparently a strand of their white icicle lights went out. So they have ONE STRAND of BLUE icicle lights on their roof line while every other light on the property is white *face palm*
There is a house in my town. It's AT LEAST a half million dollar house (probably more). It is in a working class neighborhood in the middle of town where every other house on the street is probably $100,000-150,000. It really stands out on this street of average homes. It's a gorgeous home. Every CHristmas they have the most tacky Christmas lights. This year they have white C9's on every gable eave of their house. The house is so huge I can only imagine what it cost to have those professionally placed. Then, every tree (they're small) and bush has different colors of lights. Some are solid (green, red, blue, etc) and some are multicolored and some are white. There's not pattern, rhyme or reason. Some bushes blink, some don't. It's like...really? The house already stands out. I can't help but think how beautiful it could look with an organized light display.
Okay...so am I judging? Well, okay maybe a little. BUT as stated these are solely my opinions. I agree that light displays are fun and creative and should be a way to show your personality....but sometimes..I wonder if the people who have hung these lights step back and actually look at what their house looks like?
Of coures, it's kinda like when you see a house that was recently painted a bright yellow. You wonder if at any point anyone stopped and questioned the paint color?
But I digress, that's another topic for another day.
I recently ran across a webiste www.uglychristmaslights.com. This is the source of inspiration. I have attached a few pictures for your enjoyment, but I recommend taking a look at this yourself. The captions are priceless.

